I have lived in the Seattle-area all my life and I have heard many jokes about Seattle's rain. The best way to describe the weather in the Seattle area is "rain and drain" -- we have either a rain day or a drain day. But how much does it really rain in Seattle? And was 2012 worse than the average? You be the judge. The average amount of rain in Seattle for January through December is 37.49 inches. In 2012, we had 48.26 inches!
Total rain for August 2013: 1.35 inches.
Total rain for August 2012: Trace inches.
August normally gets .88 inches of rain.
Total rain January-August 2013: 19.40 inches.
Total rain January-August 2012: 26.39 inches.
January through August normally gets 20.59 inches of rain.
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Enough of the weather trivia. I hope you enjoy these jokes.....
A curious fellow died one day and found himself in limbo waiting in a long, long line for judgment. As he stood there, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of heaven. Others were led over to Satan, who threw them into a lake of fire. Every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss him or her to one side.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the better of him. He strolled over and tapped Old Nick on the shoulder.
"Excuse me, there, Your Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, and I couldn't help wondering why you are tossing some people aside instead of flinging them into the fires of hell with the others?"
"Ah," Satan said with a grin. "Those are Seattle-ites. I'm letting them dry out so they'll burn."
Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world. The pope went on worldwide TV and said, "This is punishment from God. Prepare to meet your maker." The president went on TV and announced, "Our scientist have done all they can. The end is near." The mayor of Seattle came on and said, "Due to inclement weather, this year's Seafair Parade will be moved to the top of Queen Anne Hill."
A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. He gets up
the next day and it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the
day after that. He goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and asks out of
despair, "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?" The kid says,
"How do I know? I'm only 6."